Implausible notes

Today in a nutshell.

My brain: JUST FUCKING ADMIT IT AND KISS ME ALREADY, YOU IDIOT! 
Me: Oh, you need time to think? Sure, take as long as you want.
CZ: *thinks*
My Brain: HOW LONG DO YOU NEED?! YEARS?!
CZ *flirts*
My brain: *confused*
CZ: *ickle kiss on the cheek*
My brain: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? THAT WAS PATHETIC! 
Me: See you tomorrow! *drives away*
My brain: *ded of frustration*


AHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK.